Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Customer Complaints: Joe Momma. :D
     
    richgem, Sep 21, 2018
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  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    uh-oh, do I see a merger in the works???:confused:
     
    blondblue, Sep 21, 2018
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Sep 21, 2018
    #2703
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  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    (As we see, Billy Grandma and I have the same positions....him at the Bakery, and me at the Univ. of YO).
     
    blondblue, Sep 21, 2018
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
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    Jayaruh, Sep 23, 2018
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why do ducks have tail feathers?
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    To cover their butt quacks.
     
    richgem, Sep 25, 2018
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why don’t people want ducks for physicians?
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    Because no one likes those big bills
     
    Sara-s, Sep 25, 2018
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  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Nobody complains at Grandma's Bakery, so long as Bill Grandma handles Public Relations :).
     
    blondblue, Sep 25, 2018
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And they're all quacks.
     
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2018
    richgem, Sep 25, 2018
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Hey-I love ducks-AF-LAC!
     
    blondblue, Sep 30, 2018
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  11. brit

    brit in a box

    three snails go for a walk in the park singing " chanson d amour"....
    then a guy goes by with his lawn mower ra-da-da-da-da...
     
    brit, Sep 30, 2018
    #2711
  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Oct 1, 2018
    #2712
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You know if doctors keeps up their medical practice they might eventually get the hang of it...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Oct 6, 2018
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Meanwhile... in Canada...

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    richgem, Oct 6, 2018
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:!!
     
    Sara-s, Oct 6, 2018
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    @Sara-s

    Don't you just hate it when you chip a nail?

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    richgem, Oct 11, 2018
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  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Oct 11, 2018
    #2717
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  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Old electricians never die, They just go to the rest ohm.
     
    Erik Redd, Oct 11, 2018
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Where they slowly lose their spark.
     
    richgem, Oct 11, 2018
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  20. PatP

    PatP Member

    That is a re-VOLT-ing thought!
     
    PatP, Oct 12, 2018
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