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I'm still waiting for the lathered leg pic over in the contest thread. On a side note that thread is not nearly as titillating as I'd hoped.

 

How much is a load of laundry these days?

 

Oh. Right. I forgot I was a hippie cause I ride a bike and don't have a car.

EDIT: You're in trouble, Jen. I'll easily blend in.

We am smurty.

 

Hey, it was the best I could come up with on the spot.

Smurtylisciouness

 

It's okay. I will take one for the team and infiltrate Jen's university. Do hippies have goatees or will I need to grow a full beard?

Also, I could pretend to smoke clove cigarettes or something. Don't hippies like those?

 

I think the goatee is okay but make sure you say peace and dude and talk about politics and human rights and stuff.

 

You guys could always just imitate a campus security officer. That would give you a free run of the dorms too. Especially if you "found" a key card for the dorms.

 

*AHEM*

The man is keeping us down, man. We need to stand up for our rights and fight the power, dude.

How's that?

 

I think I'd prefer to imitate a college student than a security officer. I wouldn't know where to procure a uniform anyway. And if it didn't look like the other uniforms on campus, people would probably suspect something.

 

That's easy. Just abduct one of the existing guads and wear his uniform. Duh................

 

You'll all notice that Jen took off about 1/2 hour ago. Game is over.

 

wow, been here 5 minutes and I already forgot which washers are mine


edit: also my school has 64 NY police officers for security and they are ranked in the top 20% for NY as far as police goes, so trying to pretend to be one of them probably wouldn't work out well.

 

You think forgetting your washers is bad, try misplacing your nuts!!

 

Don't be a buzzkill, Shep.

Tracy... I say we beat up Shep and take his uniform.

 

But what if he does the Oooooooooooh......... face first?

 

Then we'll have to stop.

If he says "Swiper no swiping" three times, we won't be able to steal his uniform either.

 

...

 

Perfectizziness

Lets just beat him up, we don't need his uniform. Watch out for Jackie, little ninja, girl.

 

yay thanks for finding my washers!

 

In the same vein, I found these recently:



Chances are they belong to Rolls.