Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    AF-LAC
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    winner!
     
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  5. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Thought this was a good time to vent..:angry019:
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    @Sara-s ... I didn't know that Barnabear could go out in daylight! (Or that he had classical training)

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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yes, he’s a Shakes-Bearian actor.
     
  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Heyyyyyy, what did Bill Shakespeare ever do to YOU????
     
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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?
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    Because therre’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
     
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Oh that's good...
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  15. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This guy could tell them to buzz off..:eatdrink013:
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I read a couple of interesting facts about Buzz Aldrin;
    1) His mother’s maiden name is Marian Moon. (Mere coincidence, but a pretty neat one)
    2) He got his nickname of “Buzz” from his little sister. When learning to talk, she couldn’t quite pronounce “brother”. It came out “buzzer” which got shortened to Buzz, and it stuck.
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Which water creatures are the best sleepers? You got it-seals, with their Sealy Posturepedic beds.
     
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    No no..moose..I moost be moose...
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That moose is brown. Is it a chocolate moose?
     
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