There's a boxing match between a pumpkin and a pen. Who wins? The pen, of course. Everyone knows the pen is mightier than the gourd.
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Radio News Reporter Reading From The Wire: "Just In....No one dies in dam disaster". Next day-reporter gets fired for swearing on the air.
I saw a similar "pun" (actually more of a shaggy-dog joke). History says that Abraham Lincoln, famous in his early years for building log cabins, was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
A Greek playwright entered a tailor shop. The tailor asked him, “Euripides?” The tragedian responded, “Yes, Eumenides?”