Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Yes..yes it is..
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Well he's not your average bear...
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I bet those bread dogs are loaded with pecans...
     
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    There's a boxing match between a pumpkin and a pen. Who wins? The pen, of course. Everyone knows the pen is mightier than the gourd.
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    No cows were harmed in the making of this coffee.

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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the trombone cross the road?
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    To get to the other slide.
     
  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    You blew that one. :)
     
  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Radio News Reporter Reading From The Wire:

    "Just In....No one dies in dam disaster".

    Next day-reporter gets fired for swearing on the air.
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I saw a similar "pun" (actually more of a shaggy-dog joke). History says that Abraham Lincoln, famous in his early years for building log cabins, was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A Greek playwright entered a tailor shop. The tailor asked him, “Euripides?” The tragedian responded, “Yes, Eumenides?”
     
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  17. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    My dad found that one from somewhere-always laughed after doing it. :)
     
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Let me say THIS about THAT:

    OOOOOOOOHHHNOOOOOOOOO
     
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  19. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

    Spring is just around the corner.
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    It's the perfect moe-jito.

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