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Yes, just set your house on fire and dial 9-1-1!

Couldn't be easier!

 

wow, pre-warmed for making lather, too!

 

clicky

 

That's scary looking.

 

+1

Looks like something from the Saw movie series...

 

Time to play catch up.

Thank you very much for the update, Jason. I'm sending get well vibes.

Nice to see you back, Dave. Sorry I missed you last night. Hope you're doing better.

I used to sweat quite profusely. Many years back, I noticed that when I didn't put the stuff on in the evening that I didn't sweat. I switched over to a plain deodorant without antiperspirant and have been sweat free since. Regular old Right Guard Sport deodorant:

http://www.drugstore.com/products/p...dor&CAID=38e177fb-d826-4450-9292-211f0d8fc4f4

Not natural, but works great for me.

So do I. Those Cannons are really nice. Be sure to read the booklet. Those suckers are PACKED with features.

Sorry to hear that JoAnna. Don't worry about things too much. You'll just stress yourself out more. Take things as they come.

 

I went on another interview 2 days ago, the guy basically said I had the job, he didn't even squabble over the salary I wanted, and yet no phone call or email. lol


Damn another Sob employer who lies, go figure.

cheers
D

 

Hospitals suck!!

The nurses ain't bad, but the tubes and needles and the "is there anything I can get you" 's fricking blow!! Last nurse came in and said that I told her "Yeah, a bong hit and a blowjob!!" Of course the second one is iffy right now. The tube might dislodge from my gut and spray poop all over her!! :happy102


So, here I am, so doped up I can hardly see the screen. Wooptity Doo!! At leats nobody gave me any crap about having my ole' Laptop in here. Doctors say I might be able to go home late in the week, possibly the weekend, just depends on how I look then. Looks like it has been slow around here the last few days. WTF is up with that?

Anyhow, I want ya'll to know I really appreciate the get well soons and prayers. Means alot these days to have some folks who give a hoot about an old dude like myself.

I just realized what I wrote in the first paragraph. I could have some fun with this bag. Someone pisses me off in a store......... I can unhook the tube and spray poop on 'em!!!

NURSE!!!!!

More Morphine Please!! And I think you dropped you pen under my bed.........

 

What thread was slashed in 5 minutes? I dont see anything new in the skincare section? Hey Rodd, package is on the way! Hey Tracy! BTW....The Body Shop cream is really nice stuff! I wouldnt say its worth $18 but it is really good! Shipping a bunch of stuff out today for ebay.....I was a dumbass and had 3 items end during the superbowl which wasnt smart and lost my ass on those 3

 

Rolls. It's good to hear from you. Glad to hear that you're giving the nurses hell.

So the bag. Is that permanent or temporary?

 

I forget what they said about how long I have to have this thing in my side. Most likely for a while, but not forever.

 

Rolls - The Human Spider-Monkey
Daresay I we call Rolls "Hu Flung Dung"?

 

Glad you are OK Rolls.....guess the jerky will have to wait huh Probably not craving in spicy, salty goodness right now unless it was a nurse huh?

 

Jim, please don't make me laugh dude, it hurts~~

 

*nudges key under carpet*

 

ooops, sorry...didn't think ahead :ashamed001

 

Good to hear from ya Roll's. Get better soon, we miss ya.

 

If you do end up spraying someone with poop, let us know. How are you feeling other than completely drugged up? I see they have you on morphine. Can't feel much other than that, I assume?

Have you gotten any of the nurses numbers yet?

Also, I tried an AOS soap last night, Rolls. Lavender. Was a good soap, but not the best for me. I will keep it around, but won't replace it when it's gone. You've used Tabac, right?

EDIT: I just realized that all I did was ask you question after question. I'm not interrogating you, I swear. Does it feel like I'm interrogating you?

 

Shawn, screw that!! I am going to have Jason go to the house and see if it there yet!!

Oh yeah, there is this one nurse on the nightshift. A mixed girl. I swear she is the prettiest woman I have ever seen, and sweet!! Sweet as can be. Likes to leave the top two buttons on her uniform undone, and she damn near spills out!! Yummy!!!