Thoughts about our current existence

The two need not be mutually exclusive. /shrug

 

Yeah, but I’m not sure a fedora really says “psychic” to me. Maybe you could make up for it by acquiring a really killer gypsy accent and remodeling a bit - a dark room with some velvet curtains would help.

 

Apparently, the marketing department at Walmart has some strange ideas about how to eat breakfast.

The small text near the bottom reads "serving suggestion, enlarged to show texture". Apparently, I'm supposed to serve Crunchy Nuggets in groups of five arranged in a grid.

The older packaging isn't much better.

It suggests serving the cereal dry, spilling out of a bowl laid on its side like a cornucopia.

 

The name crunchy nuggets doesn’t really reel me in either. But, hey, it’s cheap and you can shop for it while wearing your PJ’s. So there’s that.

 

That suggests the originator has OCD...me...I would like to see groups of 7 arranged in a circle.

 

sounds like walmart..

 

It is, Great Value is a WalMart brand, if I'm not mistaken.

 

It does look interesting enough to at least try.

 

Is this generic Grape Nuts?

 

Nahh, the nuggets are too light for GN.

 

"Non-refundable deposit"

Lol

 

It's supposed to be.

 

Accordion to my recent research it's possible to substitute the name of a musical instrument for other polysylabic words.

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Grape Nuts cereal contains no grapes and no nuts.

 

Oh that’s just glockenspiel!


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Care to explain "chicken fingers" and "buffalo wings"?

 

They are similar to hen's teeth, but edible.

 

Yes, I read that once. And that is one of those "strange facts", since grapes and nuts are full of fiber, as is Grape Nuts cereal(7 G's).