I figured I only had one good shot this year for a Mayhem shave that might make me the: That's right, despite being Scottish/ Welsh/ Irish, I'm actually a big Hawaiian. The picture above is me getting ready for my celebratory shave. So now I need to think of how in the world I'm going to top this next year.
Randy and his girls finally figured out that the TSD League of Jim's doesn't actually have a Jim in it. We all settled on that name as a shaving forum alias!
I would like to thank ... Heh hemmm .... Pardon me while I work the squeak out of my voice and get it back down an octave ... An occasional residual side effect of winning this award is a bit of a squeak and quaver in the voice when traumatic memories surface... Heh hmmmm .... That's better... Now where was I? Oh yes... I would like to thank the nominating committee, the judges and the membership of the 30DC for this ... uhmm... I was going to say "distinguished" but perhaps "anguished" would be better ... award. I must say that it comes as no surprise whatsoever to me that I was a field of one in this category, with no deliberate competitors entered. I think my personal preference would have been a field of none, actually, but that's spilled menthol now. I would also like to thank Randy @BaylorGator for settling for "cold kahuna" as close enough when discussing this award with the two distinguished presenters rather than getting into a technical discussion that would lead them to believe Daddy's friends are even bigger nuts than they already thought.
First of all, I would like to point out that @Screwtape is the front runner for the best speech, since he’s the only one who has submitted a speech. Secondly the intermission for the Shavey award was longer than planned, and I have been fired by the crew.
Unfortunately, During the break, the girls have written a jingle. My apologies, but we’re forging on... Blaze on, Bretheren!