So TSD is turning into B&B now? Great.

Filthy, and blasphemous words!! Bite your tongue.

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I had a fart while taking a piss

don

b&b " why you little!!"

If you did all that, while drinking a pint, and belching. Now, that would be manly.

Ftfy

I'm not up on my "Penguin Acronyms".

"Fixed That For You"

Thanks. Much better now.

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Grocery shopping. Oh wait, you said “manly” Oh I ordered a Swedish bushcraft knife and thought about washing the car while shaving.

That would be legendary

Good luck. Hope you get the position.

Still waiting ......... on two

Heat gun + heat-shrink tubing = non-slip grip on my Ming Shih razor

Stripping wallpaper - yuck, what a mess!

I got to drunk last night ( as I have the day of today)
walked out the back for some fresh air and fell over the dog

I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean by "hair of the dog."

Up early to avoid the predicted volcanic heat index today to install an electronic ignition in my TR6. Worked from 5:00 AM to 7:00. Then made coffee and breakfast for the child bride (she’s 61, our joke). Gary could probably have completed the ignition job in 30 minutes. I’ve learned a lot working on that car. Replaced the Lukas wire harnesss with Bosch during a frameoff restoration 5 years ago. Fortunately, my neighbor is a retired master bus mechanic. I would have been lost without his know-how.

I went to work. As I do, 5 days a week.