If one must watch curling, by all means, choose wisely.

Well... Don't just tease us with a mental picture. Let's see the video!

Ain't it the truth? I avoid curling during the week. It takes longer to get ready in the morning and makes me late for work.

Charlie, you missed some. Isn't it going to look odd if your eyebrows aren't curly, too?

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

All mushrooms are edible. Some however, can be eaten only once.

Enjoy it regardless.
Your generation is probably going to be the last one to be able to "retire" properly.
The generation of your children (my generation and following) will likely have to work in some capacity until we drop.

Yippee!

A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.

The wear, loss, or breakage of an item is exponentially proportional to the number of individuals whom have use or access to said item.

Hora et Labora.

Ora*

That's awesome. Lol. Stands.

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted.

I hope we can eventually say the same about this "1/2 pipe" (why not call it quarter cigar?") event.

1) Be still my bleating heart.

2)But, she still tried to pull the wool over his eyes.

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

I'd like to allow myself the opportunity to make this comment: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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There aren't any "pretty good" alligator wranglers.