Premature Latheration Syndrome (PLS) Clinic and Support Group.

Discussion in 'Shave School' started by BlueShaver, Sep 22, 2019.

  1. BlueShaver

    BlueShaver Premature Latheration Sufferer

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    • Do you have a problem with your lather?
    • Do you find yourself unable to control your latheration?
    • Does your lather explode from your soapy package at the first touch of a wetted brush?
    • Do you froth up at the first few shakes of your handle?
    • Is your lather weak, sloppy and of poor quality?
    • Do you suffer from mess and dribbling when in the bathroom tending to your morning routine?
    Then we can help!
    There is no need to suffer on own. Help and support is hand.
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    With our help and support, this:
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    Can be a thing of your past!

    We can get your performance right back up to where it should be. Firmer, stiffer, more satisfying, more lubricating, more potent peaks!

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    Come on in. Lets turn your floppy, dribbly shame into thick and slick magnificance!


    All welcome.

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    Last edited: Sep 22, 2019
  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

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    I've read of folks using their bloom water as a preshave. Could be a way of getting their unrotated soap rehydrated, while avoiding the PLS caused by too much water, too soon. Think of the children, and lather responsibility.
     
  3. S Barnhardt

    S Barnhardt Old, Crusty Barn

  4. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    :happy096::happy096::happy096::happy096::happy096::happy096:

    :happy097::happy102::happy097::happy102::happy097::happy102::happy097::happy102::happy097:

    tp
     
  5. brit

    brit in a box

    images_edited.jpg very cool Jon..:D
     
  6. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    Bloomin awesome man.

    The Blue Ming wants to sign up.
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    My lather is good, but you never know about future needs. I think membership will depend on what color your "little pill" is. I like to keep my meds co-ordinated. :scared011:
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But do you keep your feathers numbered?
     
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  9. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    For just such emergencies......
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    of course....
    ;)
    tp
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ^that :D
     
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