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  1. Not that I wish to enable...

    They are very nice to have. That and a re-plated head make a very new looking and feeling NEW.
  2. Ahh minor league ball. I used to love going to see the Shreveport Captains play the Arkansas Travellers.

    And up to bat for the Captains: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIX-on!

    Could care less about MLB, but minor league was always a great time.
  3. Thanks. I love that movie. I wasn't attempting to kill the thread, I was merely noting how it seems when I've got time to post and talk, nobody's here. When I'm gone for five minutes--BAM--- 12 pages!:happy102
  4. It just takes us that many pages to accomplish what you do in one post... :happy102
  5. Are you referring to this?

    I should have held out on posting that--- I'm nearly to 700. That would have made an awesome 700th post.
  6. *Tosses smelly ferret inot the thread* Runnnnssssssss
  7. Micah can so attest to this. This is so typical me:

    So, today after church let out (which was really early by the way), I suggest to the wifey that I go get us a burger at McDonald's. Mrs. Prof likes the idea and requests her usual fish sandwich. She and my son get into her car and drive home, and I head for the highway to the restaurant stops.

    So far, so good.

    As I near the Golden Arches, I notice that the typical after-church crowds were not to be seen, most likely due to our earlier than usual release. I pulled through the drive-thru and stop at the speaker box.

    "I'd like two medium fries, a cheeseburger with no pickles or onions (for my son), a fish sandwich, and a triple cheeseburger."

    "Sorry, sir. We don't have the fish sandwich."

    Odd, I thought. Must be out today. So I ordered my wife another cheeseburger. "That'll be $6.38. Please pull around to the first window."

    I drove to the first window. Nothing. Nada. Nobody. Looked abandoned. I quickly realized the girl meant second window. I proceeded... cautiously.

    Suspicion correct. She meant second window.

    I paid. The place appeared to be busy inside. I surmised the after church crowds were arriving. It took longer than usual for them to get my food. I patiently waited.

    As I watched with anticipation, I listened in on the conversation the cashier had with the drive-thru.

    "Welcome to Wendy's, may I take your order?" Huh?

    Wendy's? I looked around. Wendy's signs were everywhere. The girl handed me my bag of food. Had Wendy's marked on the side.

    No wonder they didn't have the fish sandwich.


    :happy096




    My radio is tuned to a different station,
    The Prof
  8. What... Wendy's won't sell you a McDonald's fish sandwich? I never noticed that they don't have fish.. but now that you mention it... huh...

    So Doug, were you that deeply moved by the service? (church, not Wendy's)
  9. Glad you clarified that. :D

    No, not particularly. I just don't perceive the universe like most people. All those alternate dimensions and time shifts... you understand.
  10. actually, Wendy's did have a fish sandwich not long ago...I'm surprised it's still not there, honestly, it's better than McDonald's
  11. sadly enough... I do understand...
  12. Only during Lent.

    Also, Jim, my wife wants to know if you are on Facebook. :rolleyes:
  13. To the tune of "Jingle Bells"....

    oh what fun, it is to dig,
    a hole for a 15 lb raaaa-bit, hey!

    /sarcasm

    what a day...miss church due to clocks never being correctly set yesterday, wife wasn't feeling well anyway, go to father-in-laws to swim with the almost entire side of wife's family...the sister-in-law-in-law ([​IMG]) and her kids are in, but her husband (my wife's brother, to clarify) had to stay in Phoenix to work.
    Nothing wrong there.
    then come home, my daughter hadn't yet fed her rabbits yet today (1 outside, 1 inside), went out to feed the outside one and found it dead.
    She's upset, but has been wanting a hamster anyway.
    If this was any other pet besides her first one, it would be thrown over the fence...but no, mommy's such a softy, so there I was digging a hole to bury a dang rabbit at 10 PM...still hot, very very humid, 'skeeters all over the place, and one king snake to divert
    uugggghhh
  14. hmmm, did not know that
    somewhat mostly regrettably, yes
    it was a mostly against my will and better judgement, but I have connected with some friends I don't get to chat with alot anymore, so I guess I'll keep an up-to-date account
  15. So, why didn't you just flush it down the toilet?
  16. +1 :D
  17. woulda been a lot easier...
    however, it was one big a$$ rabbit...don't know if I could've flung it over the fence anyway....:D
  18. If you had flung it over the fence, you could have retrieved it for tomorrow's dinner. :drool
  19. Wow, I can't tell you how hard I laughed at my 'toilet' comment. I could just see the hair flying and hear the 'squishy' sound it would make as Jim placed his full weight behind the plunger... :happy097

    I must be very tired. This normally wouldn't be so funny to me. :signs068
  20. :happy102:happy102

    now, to finish putting the new bunk bed together....grrr, I only thought I wanted to get some sleep before work tomorrow....
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