Site is slow or does not load

Discussion in 'The Help Desk' started by Keithmax, Apr 22, 2020.

  1. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

    Article Team
    Can we get an update? I triple posted today. Frustrated, to say the least.
     
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  2. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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  3. Primotenore

    Primotenore missed opera tunity

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    OK, Chris...:angry032:
     
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  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Raise your hand if you're old enough to remember fighting UHF to pull in distant fuzzy cartoons, or being surprised after a storm to briefly get skip stations from a couple hundred miles away.
     
  5. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    I remember that, when I was in high school I would try to ‘fine tune’ the rabbit ears so I could watch Monte Python.
     
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  6. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    I hope help is on the way, it is getting frustrating.... and I use the site while all of you are sleeping.
     
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  7. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    I’m awake
     
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  8. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    By “fine tune” I assume you’re referring to aluminum foil?
     
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  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood



    Can see younger folks having no idea why this should be remotely interesting. You had to be there.
     
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  10. BlueShaver

    BlueShaver Premature Latheration Sufferer

    An update of the forum software, database rebuild and a ISP bandwidth check would probs fix it and get everything running well. Forum software needs the odd kick and tickle from time to time.
     
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  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Well, there's the problem. The site works day and night and never gets any shut-eye.

    I'm sleeping better now that I limit caffeine and Clubman after 2 p.m.
     
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  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Agreed, Jon. Tech support calls it blooming the software. After blooming, you can load the site like it owes you money and is 30 days late. :p
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I always thought I'm Happy Just To Dance With You(old Beatles song) was a fine tune. (Uh-oh!!!!)
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I'm halfway with you...I limit Clubman after 2 PM, since I only use it in the morning anyway(chukkity yuk yuk).
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yeah, never mind. Too afraid to ask.

    * ahem * maybe the "periodic and temporary addition of aqueous substance" to the software is the problem. Water and electronics don't mix, dontcha know.
     
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  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    You don't need to ask...I answered for you. That is, unless we are talkinabout two different things :))
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm just fairly certain that you're not supposed to vape Clubman. :eek:
     
  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    You and Charlie's wife would get along great. Oh...hang on...she's already married :)
     
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  19. Keithmax

    Keithmax Breeds Pet Rocks

    Exactly!
     
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Kinda like when Aqua Velva first came out....it was a mouthwash. Yeck.
     
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