Arrr. None of me booty fer you. That be a fine haul, matey. Them Bic Metals be mighty fine shaving. Yar. I found me some while pillaging the York of New.
'tis true, tis true... When I was but a wee sailor, I scraped me barnacles with them Bic Metals--- I remember it well because they was still new wares when I was a lad. Then, the nation of Bic stopped exportin' em to my home port... I were a sad pirate indeed. I be lookin' forward to my next shave!
Aye, they do scrape a mite bet'r an any oth'r disposable, that be fer sure, mate. But I did find a black market supply in Texartugakana awhile's back, make port at the Walgreen's market over by the big indoor merchant center. Well, survived the lootin' at the hut of pizza - man, that's the way to haul in the swag! Just claim it be the anniversary of yer day of birth, and the lubbers bring the loot to yah! Arrr, about to gnaw some grub, while I'm away, somebody swab the deck, JoAnna's parrot be lackin' proper potty-trainin'!
sweet scent of the Caribbean! ye facebook-lubbers, pay attention - there be a way to change yer language to English (pirate), just click on the language at the bottom of the page!
Argh, I be still scrap'n off dem barniclees from t'days swag. I think its time to keelhaul over ta get me some rum.
This is the first year Jenna has had an assistant. School's been in for a couple weeks. I don't really knoiw what she knows. Again, don't know. Yep, definitely going to be finding out what's what. I'm going to see if the teacher would be willing to send an email, to both me and my ex, instead of these letters being sent home with Jenna. That way we can both know what's going on, and can address the situation. Sorry, guys, been a long day. Don't feel up to pirate talk.
Oh, I almost forgot t' mention, t' local DollarTree had Brut blue aftershave for one dollar! So naturally, I picked up a bottle. This stuff be pretty nice.
wow, the score of the Arkansas-Georgia game must be based on gas prices.... seriously, I did not expect both teams to forget their defenses at home
AWWWWWWWWWWW getting quiet around here. Could be cause I am out of hearing aid batteries. But I am off work so WOOHOO!!!! Fuzzy
