Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Definition of “zebra”

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Ze garment zat goes over ze bosom.

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?

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A pachydermatologist.

 

You have to have thick skin to be in * that * profession.

 

A frog goes into a bank and walks to the counter. He reads the clerk's name badge - Patty Whack. The frog says, Miss Whack, my name is Kermit Jagger and I need a loan of $30,000" Miss Whack says " I can't just give you a loan, I'll need security against the debt." "No problem" says Kermit and from his pocket pulls out a tiny beautifully carved wooden elephant. "This do?" he asks "I need to check with the manager sir, if you wouldn't mind waiting."

She goes back to the Manager's Office and asks him what to do "What is going on here Sir? This is crazy"

He listens carefully, pokes his head round the corner to have a look at Kermit, looks at the elephant and then says " It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog the loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

I think someone already did this ... where is he, anyway?

 

Or the rabbit could B Positive.

 

Are you saying that it isn’t?

 

Technically, it'd be macarono. Not that it's ever used.

Voglio essatamente un macarono, Signore.
(I want exactly one piece of macaroni, Sir.)

Altho... Voglio essatamente un pezzo di macaroni ... is probably more correct or is it correcter?)

 

Misha Bear is at it again. He wanted to try on hubby’s latest bow tie, but wouldn't remove his, first. I guess that makes him a two-tie-mer!

 

Someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo pole. How low can you go?

 

This one's for @Sara-s