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OW! What's the big idea?


My day was pretty much excrement. I'm still in a funk over it.

 

Hypno-freckles

 

Okay, so yesterday we stopped at McDonald's for some supper.

There was a sticker stuck to the light pole next to where we parked. I wish I had a camera with me, but we did take the time to write it down. I don't have it in front of me now, so I'll just paraphrase, changing the name because my memory is shoddy:

Now, all views, beliefs, and opinions on the existence or nature of "the rapture" aside, this left me shaking my head...

Let's assume, for the sake of this argument that there will be a rapture at the end times.

Let's also assume that the righteous will be taken up, and the unrighteous will be left behind.

Okay, you with me? Good. One question:

When the rapture comes, do I want to trust my soul to a preacher who was left behind?

Food for thought.

 

Dude.. that's my eye! I might need that later.

yup



Hey, on another note.. its Friday!

 

you left out a couple details- so I fixed it for you.

And to answer the question- why not? You're left behind anyway. Might as well be entertained.

yeppers.

 

Well, there is that! TGINotMondayAnymore!

 

only in Distraction, huh?
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OH MY AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!

anyone been to google yet today!!!!!!!


IT'S PLAYABLE, TOO!!! happy108:happy108

 

I wanted update ya'll:

things have been day-to-day for Emily, but so far everything has been positive signs - her eyes are good, swelling is gone, vitals are good. it's still a long road, but every encouragement they receive helps them along.

Thank you all!

 

I had just put this shirt on when I picked up my calculator and randomly entered an impossible equation only to find that I had inadvertently solved Fermaut's last theorem. Afterwards, to celebrate, I went to the local watering hole where no less than 15 virgin contortionists were stopping for a drink before appearing in a lingerie show. They asked me along, no doubt in awe of my fashion savvy, so that I could help them into and out of their matching see-through g-strings and pasties. After the performance, they asked me back to their place so they could seal their pact to deflower themselves when they found the most impressive display of virility in the world. As we drove there, we paused next to a limousine housing the Dos Equis guy; He rolled down his window and leaned out, proclaiming to the world that he found me to be more interesting than himself. I would buy this shirt again. A+++

 

I don't get it.

 

This is the funniest video i've ever seen...
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Goodfellas at Moe's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RyqtrGnicc&feature=player_embedded

 

That's because you don't own this shirt. You'd be getting it all the time if you owned this shirt.

parody of the 3 Wolves and Moon shirt​

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happy102happy102:happy102

 

parody, you say?

 

Perhaps some context is in order.

 

Well.. that settles it. 3D is officially a viable technology that will be successful.

As per my theory.

 

happy102:happy102

and, as usual, the comment section is king! happy097:happy097

 

okay. now I get it.

uh. uh. what's to say?

 

wow, over 24 hours....Micah, you ever feel like the last person in a ghost town?
yeah, me too...