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How to survive a shark attack:

Step 1: Stay out of the mouth.

Step 2: Keep breathing.

Step 3: Do anything that increases the odds of successfully completing Steps 1 and 2.

 

In regards to step 3... would really big thought bubbles help interfere with the sharks ability to cancel out step 1?

 

I'm sure it would, but just in case, you'd need to make sure the thoughts were in shark language so they could read it, and include embedded youtube videos of the end of Jaws, that really kinda freaks 'em out, I'm sure

 

[shameless plug]
He hopped away how long ago now? (), and someone has FINALLY been able to surpass Wchnu's post count....
[/shameless plug]

 

Way to go Jim!

Hey, its 3:14 here... Pi Time!

 

no. cowbell is not enough. That trailer needs ZOMBIES dangit!!! And Uwe Boll.

[serious] More proof that our culture will use sex to sell anything and everything. Even unoriginal concepts. [/serious]

...and don't open the door for candygrams.

how did that man get that many posts so quickly? I've always wondered.

 

zombie cowbells!!!!

yeup

but Bacongrams, however....:drool

his avatar was a bunny, and we all know how quickly those multiply

 

...are definitely worth the risk of being eaten by a landshark.

And as for Fuzzy's avatar- refer back to my [serious] comment above. and no, I'm not being serious. Darn vocal inflection doesn't carry on these here internet boards.

 

amen

 

Morning everyone. Local internet was down due to storms until just a little while ago. Hope everyone had a good and peaceful night.

 

Night? I don't remember it, was up most of it trying to get several important things done

 

How long does it take to get there from Tulgey Woods?

 

yes

 

:sad023

 

Hey Jim, why the long face? (I'm not sure what your parents look like, but it's probably not genetic )

oh, and Jim, when you get home this evening, ask your wife what happens when she puts 2 and 2 together.

Don't question it, just do it.

 

A) I was just sad that 24 hours had passed since the last post in here...

B) I'll ask her

C) I ALWAYS question requests like that; however, since I know she saw your wife today, I'm guessing it's related....and I won't question