Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ok I've done a series of thought experiments and have come up with further flavors of 3.141592653589
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Oooh....pecan please!
     
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  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Would that be pehcan or peecan 3.141592653589..:signs002:
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Peecan in my neck of the woods.
     
  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ah. I know Captain Janeway uses the pehcamn alliteration.
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yes well it's probably my Antarctic accent. or maybe her space accent. I'm so confused.
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Where is the one part of a hospital that the Invisible Man is not allowed?

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    The ICU
     
  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    In Texas a pehcan is a nut, a peecan is something you keep under the bed in case it's too cold to go to the outhouse at night.
     
  9. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call paint that helps you overcome writer’s block?

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    A pigment of your imagination.
     
  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    That one's a little off-color for this forum.
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Presenting tape's biggest fan:

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If a hen lays an egg at a baseball game, is it automatically a fowl ball?
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Did you hear about the devil-worshipper who couldn't spell?

    He sold his soul to Santa.
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

    Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a wild front ear.
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    But, was the wild front ear also free range organic?
     
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.

    What's the matter?

    Oh, I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets.

    No problem - he says lifting her onto his back - I'll take you. He strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her. At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.

    I'd really like to thank you, but I don't even know who you are.

    He just waves and walks off.

    I was really worried about you - says the old lady's husband. What have you been doing?

    Well, I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name.
     
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