Ok I've done a series of thought experiments and have come up with further flavors of 3.141592653589 ..and an American version..
Where is the one part of a hospital that the Invisible Man is not allowed? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler The ICU
In Texas a pehcan is a nut, a peecan is something you keep under the bed in case it's too cold to go to the outhouse at night.
What do you call paint that helps you overcome writer’s block? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A pigment of your imagination.
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Childish Humor Warning Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus
A Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. What's the matter? Oh, I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets. No problem - he says lifting her onto his back - I'll take you. He strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her. At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair. I'd really like to thank you, but I don't even know who you are. He just waves and walks off. I was really worried about you - says the old lady's husband. What have you been doing? Well, I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name.