Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. brit

    brit in a box

    :D
     
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  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue. I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
     
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  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I'll admit it, took me a sec.
    Love it!
     
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  6. Mr. Oldschool

    Mr. Oldschool Johnny Dangerously

    :signs011:
     
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  7. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    My trainer was not amused. :(
     
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  10. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker to ask for a loan.

    Croesus said - I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it.

    But I paid a million dinars for it. Don't you know who I am? I am the king.

    When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.
     
  11. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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  15. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I just hope that he doesn't end up with egg on his face if someone poaches his jokes.
     
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  17. Edison Carter

    Edison Carter Well-Known Member

    The rumors of his demise were greatly eggaggerated.
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What kind of fuel do artist use?
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    Whatever makes the van go
     
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