Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a trout that has been computer-enhanced?

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    Fish & chips
     
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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I was going to say "electrout" but I'm not sure that is a word in this langwidge of ours.
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why do the French eat snails?

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    They don't like fast food.
     
  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I call it..'Dog in a Pun'..
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I guess it's a good thing it wasn't a sheepdog.:shocked003:
     
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  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Right, because then your name in here would be @sheepdoggem.
     
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  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    or perhaps "Fishin'Chips???
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My calendar is very sick. Its days are numbered.
     
  10. twhite

    twhite Peeping Tom

    OK that is really funny.
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the bigamist cross the road?

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    To get to the other bride.


    Why did the trombonist cross the road?

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    To get to the other slide.
     
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  12. Mr. Oldschool

    Mr. Oldschool Johnny Dangerously

    Wah wah wah waaah!

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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I was right on the trombonist....course I hit show spoiler to be sure.
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That's the sound a trombonist makes-that was her other pun.
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    He was just blowing his own horn.
     
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  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Blowing his own horn sounds better than the other option-crying.
     
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  17. Mr. Oldschool

    Mr. Oldschool Johnny Dangerously

    Yeah, just making the horn sound having fun with the joke.
     
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

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    Deep pan, crisp and even.
     
  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    With sauce. Oops.
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ;):cool:
     
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