What do you call a trout that has been computer-enhanced?

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Fish & chips

I was going to say "electrout" but I'm not sure that is a word in this langwidge of ours.

Why do the French eat snails?

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They don't like fast food.

I call it..'Dog in a Pun'..

I guess it's a good thing it wasn't a sheepdog.

Right, because then your name in here would be @sheepdoggem.

or perhaps "Fishin'Chips???

My calendar is very sick. Its days are numbered.

OK that is really funny.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

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To get to the other bride.

Why did the trombonist cross the road?

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To get to the other slide.

Wah wah wah waaah!

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I was right on the trombonist....course I hit show spoiler to be sure.

That's the sound a trombonist makes-that was her other pun.

He was just blowing his own horn.

Blowing his own horn sounds better than the other option-crying.

Yeah, just making the horn sound having fun with the joke.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

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Deep pan, crisp and even.

With sauce. Oops.