Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Nice!
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Did you hear about the guy who opened a restaurant on the moon? It got lousy reviews; the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere.
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What to you call a fish that wears a bow tie?

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    So-fish-ticated
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I put this one in a different thread-it belongs here. What do you call a man with a PH.D. who can be seen standing in the middle of a wide-open grassy area?

    Why, a man Outstanding In His Field, of course!!
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

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    People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :happy093:
     
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    a BOO
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a parallelogram that has been in a car accident?

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    A wrecked angle
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What can I say, but...oh geeez?
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It seems you hav fallen into my trapezoid. Mwahahahahah!
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When did Paul turn into a zoid?! :scared011:
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    After Sarah said it seemed I did.
     
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  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Very scalene of you to say.
     
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  16. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
    or maybe a rhomBUS
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    My ex wife was 5 feet tall. We never did see eye to eye.
     
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  19. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why is it hard to hear a bearded man?

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    . Because he can’t speak above a whisker.
     

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