Did you hear about the guy who opened a restaurant on the moon? It got lousy reviews; the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere.
What to you call a fish that wears a bow tie? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler So-fish-ticated
I put this one in a different thread-it belongs here. What do you call a man with a PH.D. who can be seen standing in the middle of a wide-open grassy area? Why, a man Outstanding In His Field, of course!!
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.
What do you call a parallelogram that has been in a car accident? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A wrecked angle
Why is it hard to hear a bearded man? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler . Because he can’t speak above a whisker.