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  1. swarden43
    Nice!
  2. Sara-s
    Did you hear about the guy who opened a restaurant on the moon? It got lousy reviews; the food was good, but it lacked atmosphere.
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  3. Sara-s
    What to you call a fish that wears a bow tie?

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    So-fish-ticated
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  4. richgem
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  5. richgem
    [​IMG]
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  6. blondblue
    I put this one in a different thread-it belongs here. What do you call a man with a PH.D. who can be seen standing in the middle of a wide-open grassy area?

    Why, a man Outstanding In His Field, of course!!
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  7. Sara-s
    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

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    People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.
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  8. richgem
    :happy093:
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  9. blondblue
    a BOO
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  10. Sara-s
    What do you call a parallelogram that has been in a car accident?

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    A wrecked angle
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  11. blondblue
    What can I say, but...oh geeez?
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  12. Sara-s
    It seems you hav fallen into my trapezoid. Mwahahahahah!
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  13. richgem
    When did Paul turn into a zoid?! :scared011:
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  14. blondblue
    After Sarah said it seemed I did.
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  15. blondblue
    Very scalene of you to say.
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  16. Jayaruh
    or maybe a rhomBUS
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  17. richgem
    IMG_20220219_214316.jpg
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  18. Kilgore Trout
    My ex wife was 5 feet tall. We never did see eye to eye.
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  19. Hembree
    Screenshot_20220224-200545_VK.jpg
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  20. Sara-s
    Why is it hard to hear a bearded man?

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    . Because he can’t speak above a whisker.
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