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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    gorgo2 geezerhood

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    My son gave me this Far Side Desk Calendar. I love his chicken and cow jokes.

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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Which came first, the chicken or the cow?
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    Although some may question this, according to this source on the Internet, the cow came first.
    https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/6819694/The+Countdown+Kids/Old+MacDonald+Had+a+Farm

    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
    And on his farm he had some cows
    Ee i ee i oh
    With a moo-moo here
    And a moo-moo there
    Here a moo, there a moo
    Everywhere a moo-moo
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o

    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
    And on his farm he had some chicks
    Ee i ee i o
    With a cluck-cluck here
    And a cluck-cluck there
    Here a cluck, there a cluck
    Everywhere a cluck-cluck
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o

    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
    And on his farm he had some pigs
    Ee i ee i o
    With an oink-oink here
    And an oink-oink there
    Here an oink, there an oink
    Everywhere an oink-oink
    Old MacDonald had a farm
    Ee i ee i o
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If it's on the internet, it must be true.
     
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    And another, just in case you missed it.


    Sports
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    Out of the closet.
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    Heaven.
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    Spelling.
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    Public education.
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    Higher education
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    Love.
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    Enjoy

    tp
     
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    Enrico Popcorn

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    :sad027:

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    brit in a box

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