Heard a good one on a Star Star Trek episode. Two snails were sitting on the back of a turtle. One snail says to to other one hold on Fred here we go..
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Course I checked the spoiler first, and was as usal way off. My guess was dumb, as I figured it wasn't a word-URINE-Y