Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    When bears take off their shoes, are they people-footed?
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Heard a good one on a Star Star Trek episode. Two snails were sitting on the back of a turtle. One snail says to to other one hold on Fred here we go..:eatdrink047:
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is the opposite of irony?

    Show Spoiler
    Wrinkly
     
  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Course I checked the spoiler first, and was as usal way off. My guess was dumb, as I figured it wasn't a word-URINE-Y
     
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  7. brit

    brit in a box

    that would be arko like..;)
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I think the word is arkovian. ;)
     
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  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    They are all rage in Canada these days..:cool:
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Tell me, where is the country of Arkovia?????????????;)
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's next to Kerplakistan.
     
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  12. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It has a good, rich look.
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    He deserves a Michelin star.
     
  15. brit

    brit in a box

    bravo Toyo all..;):happy096:
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Did you hear the one about the lion that ate his whole family?

    He swallowed his pride.
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What do you call it when Batman skips church?

    Christian Bale
     
  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    :angry032:
     
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  20. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    :happy102:
     
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