Amateur

nice lookin' dog, but it will soon get a ticket for sitting too close to a fire-hydrant. All right, back t0 de ballgame.

Beginner

Well Peace On It!

Inexperienced

newbie

Rookie

Officer

Police

Squad

Mod

Newfangled

DadBurned

I don't believe Webster's gunna help you out on that one!! Al right, back to de ballgame.

So .. The 'DadBlamed" thing ain't a gonna do it? SooBeeIt..

DooHickey

Thingamabob

Beelsabob

As in beelzebub?

As in: Dweezil

p.s. Pop goes the ________