Ineptitude

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Jun 10, 2022.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I saw a chameleon today. Clearly, he’s not a very good one.
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Maybe he suffered from eReptile dysfunction.
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling some really excellent jokes. I turned to the local tribesman and said "that lizard is really funny!" The tribesman replied "that's not a lizard... he's a stand up chameleon"
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    :angry032:
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A chameleon walks into a bar.
    Bartender says
    "if your wife calls, I didn't see you"
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Followed by ....

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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Whatsamatter @Sara-s , I thought you'd like that kins of joke.
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I did, but it's still a groaner.
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why are chameleons good in smoothies?

    Because they blend in well.
     
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  11. poppi

    poppi Well-Known Member

    That's just sick. Funny but sick
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Y'know, I'd kinda like a Chameleon Bay Rum....it may have cloves in it, but I would want the other scents to "blend in well" and thus, weaken the clove scent.
     

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