What do you call a detective who's been electrocuted? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Sherlock Ohms
What do you do for s sick chemist? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler If you can't helium or curium, you may have to barium.
Guy says to his friend: It's not my sister, not my brother, but it's the child of my father and mother. Who is it? Friend:-duhhhh, I dunno. Guy: ME. His friend finally gets it and goes to a perfect stranger a few feet away. Guy: Hi there. Listen to this...It's not my sister, not my brother, but it's the child of my father and mother. Who is it? Stranger: duhh I dunno. Friend of first guy: That man standing right over there who told it to me!!!
It's hard to lose a lover when your heart is full of hope. But it's worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap.
Why did the leprechaun carry a shamrock? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because he couldn’t get a real rock.
Did you hear that NASA discovered a feline life form on Mars? Sadly, it got run over by one of the rover vehicles. So, yeah, Curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call a little bug in a metal suit? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A gnat in shining armor