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My son gave me this Far Side Desk Calendar. I love his chicken and cow jokes.

 

Which came first, the chicken or the cow?

 

Although some may question this, according to this source on the Internet, the cow came first.
https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/6819694/The+Countdown+Kids/Old+MacDonald+Had+a+Farm

Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

 

If it's on the internet, it must be true.

 

And another, just in case you missed it.


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Heaven.



Spelling.



Public education.



Higher education



Love.



Enjoy

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It's all in the eyes.

 

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