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Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jul 28, 2017.

  1. wristwatchb

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  2. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    In case you missed it.
    Christmas edition.


    Missing persons?
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    Alternative energy.
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    Hindsight is 20/20.
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    Music lovers.
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    ..best served cold.
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    I hear you?
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    Post COVID.
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    Disgruntled employees.
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    Crack for cats...
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    Merry Christmas.

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  3. gorgo2

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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    As we celebrate another New Year, it's time once again for my New Year's Day joke. The setting? Times Square, Manhattan at 12:01 AM:

    Interviewer: Hello and Happy New Year! Got any resolutions for us?
    Me: Thank you very much for permitting me the opportunity to discuss this. Y'know, this year I'd like to see a developing pattern of improved communication styles, with more focus on the positive, less on the negative. Kindness is an exciting thing to possess. I............
    Interviewer: Just say "lose weight", willya? I only have 5 seconds before commercial.
    Me: ME lose weight? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately, BUDDEH?
     
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  7. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  8. Frijolero

    Frijolero Well-Known Member

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  10. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer


    My new years resolution is 1080i.
    Well.....
    tp
     
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    My New Year's resolution joke is probably many posts back....possibly in a different thread.
     
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  12. Terry

    Terry Tool Admirer

    JOKE??

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    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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  14. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    He knew the answer before he asked the question.
     
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