What Phrases or Words Irritate You?

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by DaltonGang, Aug 18, 2016.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    What do you typically use to measure with?
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Depends what I’m measuring- ruler or tape measure most likely
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Last year I found what I thought was a pocketwatch. Turns out it's a little roller measuring device, for maps probably, but could be used for pretty much anything flat. Handheld version of the big ones used to measure driveways and such. Anyway, you might be able to find one that works pretty cheap. What few times I've used mine, it has been extremely accurate and impossible to get wrong.
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I’ll have to look for one.
     
  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I'll send you mine if you can't find one. It's just sitting in a box.
     
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I was never able to understand "As It Were". My sister has been saying that a lot, for the same reason she always says new things-because she doesn't want to be left out.
     
  7. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I agree on "vacay", but not familiar on "merch".
     
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  8. MacDaDad

    MacDaDad Well-Known Member

    "Have a good rest of your day". Forgive me but this has to be one of the silliest phrases I've heard. Yo? :D
     
  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Right....we need to be extra careful with that one.
     
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  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Yes...how was the BEGINNING of the person's day?
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How very kind! I found a digital one on Amazon.
     
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  12. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    I.R.S.
     
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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    How about duck tape?
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If you have to measure duck tape you're not using enough of it.
     
  15. MacDaDad

    MacDaDad Well-Known Member

    And? At which or what point of the day would you use "Have a good rest of your day"? Before or after "Good Morning" or "Good After Noon"? Before "Good Evening"? And I don't know either but "You Can Trust Me" on that one? :D
     
  16. MacDaDad

    MacDaDad Well-Known Member

    When you're throwing a roll of tape at someone and they don't see you? Duck! Tape....:)
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Is it the abbreviation or the organization that you find objectionable?
     
  18. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    Yes it is. Universally despised, I would think.
     
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  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    oooooh, clever...let me say that(oh, I just DID say that lol)
     
  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well unless you're throwing a roll of tape at a goose. Then it would be: duck duck goose tape.
     
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