1. This one's for you @richgem ;

    Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

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    Aunt Arctica
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  2. It's true. She always has the best snow cones.
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  3. Where's a penguin’s favorite place to swim?
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    The South Pool
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  4. Penguin walk, closest I have have come to it. One of my fellow golfers who had to many drinks on the course asked us if we ever had seen a person do the penguin walk.
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  5. Aka: " Honey, where's the spare toilet paper?!"
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  6. Man, Charlie, I'd never have guessed that in a million years.Coursr I don't expect to be around by then anyway.
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  7. What does a penguin magician say to his audience?
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    Pick a cod, any cod.
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  8. It's a trick we often do just for the halibut.
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  9. Nice to know my joke didn’t lay an egg.
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  10. Which bird always gets first place?

    A peng-win

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  11. Let me say THIS about THAT: YO
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