Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    He must have shaved with a lot of lanolin. One product with a lot of lanolin is Stoylin SHEEP.
     
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    blondblue, Mar 27, 2024
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I hired a handyman and gave him a list of 10 jobs. When I returned he had only completed jobs 1,3,5,7. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 14, 2024
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  3. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    You retured before #9, I take it.
     
    blondblue, Apr 15, 2024
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yes, he doesn't work that late.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 15, 2024
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  5. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

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    Enrico, Apr 16, 2024
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    To which Kirk responded "Why me"?
     
    blondblue, Apr 16, 2024
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  7. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    That's what you get with a vegetarian science officer.

    :D
     
    Enrico, Apr 16, 2024
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Vegetarian science is illogical.
     
    richgem, Apr 16, 2024
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  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Sage advice.
     
    swarden43, Apr 16, 2024
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but the chick peas can only hummus one.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 16, 2024
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  11. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I like peas of the latter persuasion.
     
    blondblue, Apr 16, 2024
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I just bought a new robot vacuum cleaner. I named it Count Vacula. (I’m not making this up.)
     
    Sara-s, Apr 17, 2024
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    "I vant to bite your ... toes" ?!?
     
    richgem, Apr 17, 2024
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Being a Vacula, he’s already bitten the dust.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 17, 2024
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    Jayaruh, Apr 19, 2024
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  16. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

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    Enrico, Apr 26, 2024
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Apr 26, 2024
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    Jayaruh, Apr 27, 2024
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Apr 27, 2024
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