Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I was in London in summer '69, when Charles was crowned Price of Whales. Isn't he a King now, er sumethin???

 

dunno,isn't Carter the president or somethin,..?

 

aaaaah, he used to be(HAAAAAAH, long lung breath).

 

@swarden43

 

Yup!

 

I can jump higher than a house.

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Don’t be too impressed. Everyone knows houses can’t jump.

 

The house can't jump . And I got it right! Maybe I'm on a roll here.

 

Read the spoiler @Paul Turner

 

See above post.

 

What do you call tiny green buildings that wee folk live in?

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Leprecondos

 

I may have a new screenname now, but let me say that was baaaaad, @Sara-s. Oh, I just DID say that lol.

 

What former MLB player always murdered his coffee?

HARMON Killebrew (Minnesota Twins, 1960's).

 

For Halloween, a kid wears a sign that says “I love ceilings.” What is he?

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A ceiling fan

 

Whaat kind of underwear do mummies like?

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Fruit of the Tomb

 

aaaaah, gimme some credit..my answer was "I presume it isn't Tommy John" and I was right.

 

What do you call a snowman who plays the piano?

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Meltin’ john

 

He was a star of minor note.

 

He probably doesn't have it in him anymore to play "Saturday Night's All Right 4 Fighting".