Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

He can play it, it just gets very drippy towards the end.

 

Paul McCartney struggles a bit these days when doing "I Saw Her Standing There" and other real oldies. Course that's what happens when we get old. (I might add that Mac still loves playing them though).

 

Why did the chef serve the Eggs Benedict on a bright, shiny hubcap?

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Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

 

I was going to guess "Because he had no Steak&Eggs left", but your answer is A LITTLE better.

 

Thought for the day. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

 

Sounds like you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

Thank yew!

 

I love to curl up with a copy of Harry Pawter or Sherlock Bones, especially with a cup of of Earl Greyhound tea. However, I found the Lady and the Tramp to be too far-fetched. I still can't figure out why my wife hounded me to read it.

Personally, I prefer movies like Jurassic Bark. Besides, they go better with pupcorn. Or even magic shows. I'll never forget the first time I saw the Great Houndini perform that Labracadabrador trick.

You might think I'm a sick puppy, but I'm mutts about these dog puns. Some people think this sort of humor is re-pug-nant, but it can get you through a rough pooch and maybe even give you a new leash on life.

 

You might think I'm a sick puppy,

Yup or is it yip.....

 

I'll let the others go, but "Earl Greyhound Tea"? Let me just say this..No. (Oh, I just said that). Careful with these pugs, 2.

 

Don't pug me with all these puns!

 

He's dogging all of us!

 

Pass out the hearts two in one collars. It's becoming a real flea circus around here.

 

Well, I'll be dog-gone about that.

 

Gotta give it to ya...
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Well done with this one.

 

Thanks, but everyone is a wiener when we share dog puns.

 

I think you forgot to say Great DANE Houdini, but I won't comment.

 

Two ants tried to make a teeter-totter with a toothpick & half a crumb. It didn't work. They needed a full crumb.

 

That's what happens when you don't crust basic physics principles.