Paul McCartney struggles a bit these days when doing "I Saw Her Standing There" and other real oldies. Course that's what happens when we get old. (I might add that Mac still loves playing them though).
Why did the chef serve the Eggs Benedict on a bright, shiny hubcap? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Thought for the day. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I love to curl up with a copy of Harry Pawter or Sherlock Bones, especially with a cup of of Earl Greyhound tea. However, I found the Lady and the Tramp to be too far-fetched. I still can't figure out why my wife hounded me to read it. Personally, I prefer movies like Jurassic Bark. Besides, they go better with pupcorn. Or even magic shows. I'll never forget the first time I saw the Great Houndini perform that Labracadabrador trick. You might think I'm a sick puppy, but I'm mutts about these dog puns. Some people think this sort of humor is re-pug-nant, but it can get you through a rough pooch and maybe even give you a new leash on life.
I'll let the others go, but "Earl Greyhound Tea"? Let me just say this..No. (Oh, I just said that). Careful with these pugs, 2.
Two ants tried to make a teeter-totter with a toothpick & half a crumb. It didn't work. They needed a full crumb.
