I don't know. I like this thread. It has an "Air of Mystery" about it. Based on @MR41 's profile picture, I would guess it has to do with wanting a carrot, or a cube of sugar.
Things I wish to do with my moderator powers: Edit OP's post to make it look like there really should be a reason to delete the thread. Things I choose not to do with my moderator powers: Delete this thread. ..... Sorry, buddy. Hope you found that [REDACTED] razor you were looking for.
A horse is a horse, of course of course(and I don't remember the rest of the lyrics, escept You never heard of a talking horse? Well, listen to this....I AM MISTER ED)