If a wood chuck could....

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by sol92258, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    The other day, I'm going to Wal-Mart, my 8 y.o. riding with me.
    She starts trying to recite the "if a wood chuck..." limerick as fast as she can, and messed it up a couple of times, which got us to trying different words in it, and these are the best of what we came up with:

    Hammerhead (shark) (hers):
    How many heads could a hammerhead hammer if a hammerhead could hammer heads?

    Water Buffalo (mine):
    How much water could a water buffalo buffalo if a water buffalo could buffalo water?

    So, how bout it? What can you come up with?
     
  2. JayKay

    JayKay 3000 posts and all I got was this lousy title

    Need...alcohol....to...create.....creative.....limericks....
     
  3. gatto

    gatto *Not a dude*

    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
     
  4. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    How many geckos could Gatto grab if Gatto could grab geckos.......
     
  5. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    How much reefer could a Rollsshaver roll if a Rollsshaver could roll reefer.....
     
  6. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    How many hot dogs could a hot dog dog if a hot dog could dog hot dogs?
     
  7. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    How much wood could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood?
     
  8. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    3 cords......YMMV of course:D

    Fuzzy
     
  9. gatto

    gatto *Not a dude*

    How many badgers could a badger badger if a badger could badger badgers
     
  10. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    :happy097:happy097
    is that before or after the wood chuck gets through?:happy102:happy102

    oooh....how much chucked wood from a wood chuck could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood chuck chucked wood....
    errrr, nevermind
     
  11. gatto

    gatto *Not a dude*

    :whacky011
     
  12. MTgrayling

    MTgrayling Rocket Man

    If a wal mart could how little would a wal mart pay its employees?
     
  13. JimR

    JimR Active Member

    How much ring could a ring ding ding if a ring ding could ding ring?

    (And these are tongue twisters, not limericks. A nice limerick starts
    There once was a man from Nantucket..."
     
  14. AsylumGuido

    AsylumGuido New Member

    How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
     
  15. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I thought it was an old man from Kent.....:happy102

    Fuzzy
     
  16. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    How many mudbugs could a mudbug bug if a mudbug could bug mudbugs........?
     
  17. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I have crawfish pie of Breakfast this morning.... yummyyyy
    Fuzzy
     
  18. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    How many crawfish could a crawfish fish if a crawfish could fish crawfish...............?
     
  19. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    Should that be how much craw could a crawfish craw if a crwfish could craw fish?

    Fuzzy
     
  20. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    How much buckwheat could Buckwheat buck if Buckwheat could buck buckwheat.........?
     

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