Lest we forget...

"Order one beer for the price of two and get the next one free."

I was picking up my granddaughters toy and said "What the Heck"



And for the non-farmers out there ...... since when does a normal cow have six teats?

Maybe it gives beer instead of milk

Two vanilla, two chocolate, two strawberry??

Of course!
The Neapoliton breed!

Annual count day at the London Zoo...



"Okay guys, we agree, right? One human. Check."

For those who do want white marks:

"Please don't let in any strangers that you do not know."

How about strangers I DO know??????

That's a problem.

I had wondered that as well. But then, I'm not sure I know anyone stranger than I am.

I must say that is a clever response. So I WILL say it: That is a clever response.

@richgem do they get towed first & then find the $50.00?

I'm not sure. But going by the sentence itself, it would seem that you have to be towed first. Now, hooking an actual person up to a tow truck is a whole other matter.

...unless they are using roller skates or a skateboard.