World Penguin Day

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  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    It's 'World Penguin Day' today and, as such, I thought I'd share Ten Penguin Facts that I bet you didn't know:

    1. Penguins are REAL creatures, even though they don't look like they can be.

    2. Penguins cannot fly, but they can jump higher than 12 double-decker buses. That's because double-decker buses cant jump.

    3. A group of penguins congregating together is called a 'Multi-Pack' and they are not to be sold separately.

    4. The worlds heaviest penguin was later discovered to be a man in a penguin suit. They let him keep the record because his suit looked so realistic.

    5. Penguins can survive in temperatures.

    6. If you find an ice cube on the floor near a penguins bottom, it will make a fart sound when you melt it.

    7. Penguins do NOT like The Bee Gees.

    8. If you stood all of the penguins in the world on top of each other, they would be taller than if you didn't.

    9. Penguins are the 38th hardest animal to write facts about.

    10. Every school had a kid who says they once took a penguin home from the zoo with them in a backpack.
     
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  3. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Wow, that is more facts than I can handle.
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Just because you're late doesn't mean you can't get me something off my gift registry. :D
     
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