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About two or three days ago, people of St. Charles MO were told to purchase flood insurance. This was because you need to have it in place 30 days before the flooding starts. They forsee some big floods this year. But if you like to sandbag, come on down!!!
In the 80s, Michigan's motto was 'last one out, turn off the lights.' From what I hear, it might be heading that way again.
Minnesota Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and we can't figure out how to elect a Senator!
