My wife says she won't have sex w/ me if I use Aqua Velva

Discussion in 'Preshave and Aftershave' started by Dr. Fitness, May 6, 2009.

  1. Dr. Fitness

    Dr. Fitness New Member

    She was mad when she saw that. I guess I'm not gonna be using that after shave. It felt good too when I used it.


    My wife is speaking here:

    I just hate the way it smells babe. I love you. Just like you, I don't like perfume. The end.

    She's foxy you guys. She's in my office nude right now.
     
  2. Reformation Student

    Reformation Student New Member

    Calling all A.V.C.L. members - you have a new recruit :D
     
  3. Reformation Student

    Reformation Student New Member

    And you're still on this website why??? ;)
     
  4. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Can't be too foxy. :rolleyes:

    Aqua Velva! ppuuuuurrrrrrrrrr :agelic13
     
  5. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    He said she was his wife. Isn't that explanation enough. If he's since her naked once, he's seen her naked a million times. :rolleyes:
     
  6. MsBlackwolf

    MsBlackwolf Queen of Critters

  7. Reformation Student

    Reformation Student New Member

    I've been married just short of 13 years and my wife can still..well, you get the idea :rolleyes:
     
  8. TomPike

    TomPike Active Member

    Aqua Velva
    Sex
    Aqua Velva
    Sex

    Hmmmm.... Tough decision.

    I might have to choose the Aqua Velva, but then I've been married for a while now :happy102

    Guess you can always find a surrogate aftershave for those times when ya just gotta... :ashamed001
     
  9. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Does she run around the house naked?
     
  10. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
     
  11. TomPike

    TomPike Active Member

    :D:D:D
     
  12. Dridecker

    Dridecker Sherlock

    Shouldn't they get progressively louder! :D
     
  13. MsBlackwolf

    MsBlackwolf Queen of Critters

    If I get sex, who cares what AS he's wearing!!!
     
  14. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    They have to build up. Takes more than 4 yeses. :rolleyes:
     
  15. MsBlackwolf

    MsBlackwolf Queen of Critters

    They get louder just before OMG!
     
  16. TomPike

    TomPike Active Member

    ...and it's only the last four that really count:D
     
  17. Dridecker

    Dridecker Sherlock

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  18. MsBlackwolf

    MsBlackwolf Queen of Critters

    Yep, Bill has the idea!
     
  19. iron maiden

    iron maiden New Member

    Luckily for me...SWMBO really likes the AV.
     
  20. moviemaniac

    moviemaniac Tool Time

    You guys got me laughing on the floor :rofl :rofl :rofl
     

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