My wife says she won't have sex w/ me if I use Aqua Velva

Discussion in 'Preshave and Aftershave' started by Dr. Fitness, May 6, 2009.

  1. DkGreek

    DkGreek New Member

    Newb checking in.

    Wow, this thread gave me freaking Deja Vu. No lie!
     
  2. Fairway Ray

    Fairway Ray New Member

    Buy a case. :happy102
     
  3. Larry T

    Larry T Member

    My ex agrees, she is making me write this now, in our hotel room, on vacation together, in Benton Harbor, MI. :D

    Larry
     
  4. crackstar

    crackstar Israeli Ambassador to TSD

    Welcome, DK--eisai elines? :)
     
  5. philipfromga

    philipfromga New Member

    My wife says you should get a different wife!;)
     
  6. burnWood

    burnWood Mizzou Fan, YMMV

    just had to read the first two lines of the initial post to figure you married a smart woman.
     
  7. Lola Crazy

    Lola Crazy New Member

    I don't blame her.

    Well, I certainly don't blame her. Did you use Ice Blue Aqua Velva :confused:? Maybe it's because it's too generic and too common.

    She defantely won't if you use Shave Den Motor Oil aftershave :happy102 Allthough, it will be fun for you to put that on just to see how she reacts :happy102!

    What aftershave or colonge should I put on in order for Selma Blair to have sex with me? :happy102
     
  8. Kratos

    Kratos New Member

    Pffft. Wear the Velva. She'll still have sex with you. Don't fall for this nonsense. Grown-ups have no time for such things.
     
  9. 1OldGI

    1OldGI New Member

    Clearly what we have here is a failure to copulate...uh...I mean communicate. It might just be time to show the hen who the rooster is.
     
  10. Scudder

    Scudder New Member

    Here's a tidbit to think about. I'm 59, and to me, Aqua Velva brings back memories of all those visits to the nursing home to visit the sick and dying. NOT a good association when romance is the objective. :sick007 Get a clue dudes. Classic does not NECESSARILY mean "sexy". Get yourself a bottle of Envy by Gucci. If she doesn't want to do the horizontal bop then you may have a problem. :)
     
  11. Duckster

    Duckster Wabbit Season!

    Ah reckon I'll have some a them french fried puhtaters... mmm hmm.
     
  12. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    I'll take AV over that any day, thanks.

    A sexy scent, and brains to not spend money to spend money? <purrrr>
     
  13. Truckman

    Truckman New Member

    :love008 :drool :love008
     
  14. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    I guess this is as good a thread as any other to mention my issue with your avatar. Yes, once I look at it, I know what it is, but it's the peripheral sighting that keeps bugging me. It looks like someone in leather, kinda like that avatar of Shawn's across the street. :eek:


    :happy097
     
  15. Truckman

    Truckman New Member

    :happy102 :happy102 :happy102
     
  16. Duckster

    Duckster Wabbit Season!

    What, this avatar?:



    Untitled-1 copy.jpg

    :D
     
  17. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    Yep.
     
  18. Truckman

    Truckman New Member

    You having eye issues again?
     
  19. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

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    :rolleyes:
     
  20. zwaldo

    zwaldo New Member

    used what, the aftershave or your wife? :happy102
     

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