Happy Birthday America (Capt.)

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by TraderJoe, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. Capt America

    Capt America Member

    actually yesterday is Trumper's lime skin food A/S and Givenchy Pi cologne.

    I loves me some Pi.
     
  2. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

    Yes, that velva has some mysterious powers over women.....

    Aqua Velva = Pimp Juice
     
  3. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Aqua Velva should be paying you commissions Joe. :D
     
  4. TraderJoe

    TraderJoe Pink Floid

    They are (in a way) ....I was sent a Free 3.5 oz bottle, and puck of Williams Mug Soap
     
  5. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Oh yes, the entry level gift basket. I remember getting one of them.
     
  6. bearbeard

    bearbeard Right Guard

    beautiful, 21 and allready discovered wet shaving. and a slant bar to boot, can't be a bad b'day any way you slice it. happy birthday.
     
  7. bearbeard

    bearbeard Right Guard

    oh yeah, don't tell em its aqua velva, tell them its some stuff thats really hard to find, very rare so you won't say what the name of it is. If they ever find out its pretty cheap they all of a sudden don't like the smell of it anymore.
     
  8. Capt America

    Capt America Member

    LOL. :rofl


    That... oddly enough... makes really good sense.
     
  9. Will

    Will Nevermind

    Sex Panther!
     
  10. bearbeard

    bearbeard Right Guard

    :rofl
    :rofl
    now that was a funny movie!!!
     
  11. Capt America

    Capt America Member

    I only use that when I'm in the mood to smell like big foots d**k.
     
  12. Edcculus

    Edcculus Resident Bay Rummy

    Seriously though, lets figure out a fancy name that nobody will ever be able to find it, or get turned off when they find out its cheap! :rofl
     
  13. Will

    Will Nevermind

    I am going to beat Tony S. to the punch on this.

    Call it,

    Throat-Warbler Mangrove.
     
  14. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Aquius Velvet. Sounds nice but it won't work. :D
     
  15. Capt America

    Capt America Member

    A good Latin or Greek term would be cool.

    A good Latin term might be- Aude sapere. Which translates to "dare to know" according to a Latin phrases website.

    That works good for us in the States. women love foreign-sounding stuff.
     
  16. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

    Moderator Supporting Vendor
    Shouldn't y'all start a "Operation Aqua Velva" thread? :rolleyes:

    btw, if a woman says, "Oh, you smell good. What cologne are you wearing?" , 9 times out of 10 she doesn't care what it is you are wearing. It's a pick-up line! :rolleyes:
     
  17. rick

    rick I'll make ya SCream!

    ....maybe thats why Ive never heard it :mad:
    Course,
    I never did wear da Velver back when I looked at the Ladies. ;)
     
  18. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    And if she says you stink? :D
     
  19. PalmettoB

    PalmettoB The Old Guard

    Knowing my luck, I would be the tenth guy...the line would be followed by, "I'll bet that would smell great on my husband/boyfriend/anybody else but you!"
     
  20. rick

    rick I'll make ya SCream!

    Come on now, Blair !
    Ive seen your photo.......PLAYAH !
    or should I say

    Ladies Man ;)

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