The person below me...

False.

The person below me hates rap/hip hop music(?)...PLEASE!!!

 

oh, too late, we are going there now....
the person below me wants to know more about what MTG isn't saying
[slash](oh, and false to the song)[/slash]

EDIT: True, can't stand rap/hip hop

 

Let's just say I don't own any womens clothing.

The person below me skipped at least one shave this week

 

that doesn't mean much, you know....

oh, and true

the person below me is looking forward to Shark Week, almost as much as me

 

Shark Week? What's Shark Week?

Does it have anything to do with Happy Days?

False, I guess.

The person below me has heard of Ralph Malph.

 

True. The person below me is watching "Ice Road Truckers".

 

False. I'm playing The person below me.

The person below me watches too much television.

 

True, but latelly my favourite channel is increasingly becoming o-f-f.

The person below me can quote the first 7 numbers of the fibonacci sequence.

 

True.... 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, unless I am mixing it up with another sequence (in which case false)

The person below me has read Split Infinity

 

False

The person below me uses Merkur blades and likes them

 

False. False. False!

The person below me rides a motorcycle.

 

False!

The person below me will take a shower before going to bed tonight.

 

False, we only have a bathtub.

The person below me secretly wishes they were James Bond.

 

whaddaya mean? I AM James Bond!!!

the person below me had bacon for breakfast, or wishes they had...

 

True. On my breakfast sandwich.

The person below me likes Berlioz.

 

True, especially Symphonie Fantastique (unsurprisingly).

The person below me doesn't have and doesn't want to have an iPhone.

 

YES! TRUE! I LOVE peach cobler, mmmmmmmmm

The person below me raises a garden

 

False. But I know people who do. . .

The person below me likes boudin.