False...I should though.

The person below me is missing their children.

False, I know where they are at.

The person below me is participating in next weeks Shave Theme week.

True. In fact, my preference is for 3 piece razor vice tto's.

The person below me loves chocolate chip cookies.

True! But oatmeal raisin cookies are better!

The person below me buys organic food.

False.

The person below me has recently succumbed to an illness, however minor.

False and I hope to keep it that way.


The person below me is waiting for a lather catcher to come in the mail.


Fuzzy

False, I got two this week in the mail... unless somebody else is shipping one to me.

The person below me will participate in Grandpa Shave Friday.

True, I got my VDH Delux, old 3 piece Gillete NEW and some Clubman Pinaud...gentleman/refined man/tophat wearing/tuxedo rockin good stuff! lol I may even make me a fried Bologna sandwich after the gym!

The person below me loves Bologna but wonder why its spelled so weird.

Baloney! But I do wonder why people pronounce it so weird.

The person below me has wandering thoughts...

Impossible! If you're thinking about it, it isn't wandering.

The person below me knows that, in Italy, bologna is called "mortadella" and Bologna is the city where it was invented.

1/2 true... I knew the Bologna thing

The person below me is eating breakfast.

Not yet. I have to get my TSD fix first.

The person below me is going off on a trip after work today.

False! I am stuck at work until Wednesday!

The person below me is getting ready for deer season.

false, but I wish I was. I think I would enjoy deer hunting.

the person below me knows and fears Stomach Viruses, also known as Viruses From Heck (VFH).

Squirell hunting is great too.. I might be going up that way some this year,.. I will let you know if you want to go out and see what it is about.
Now back to the thread.

TRUE.. but not this year yet.. shhhhhhhhhh


The person below me is getting ready for work..

false. getting ready to go home, in fact.

I have been squirrel hunting, and yes, I did enjoy it. So if you've got a place in your hunting party I'm game.

the person below me knows what a dangling participle is and avoids them like the plague.

True/False... I split infinitives as well.... speaking of infinitives...

The person below me will watch Toy Story/Toy Story 2 in 3D this weekend (or during the 2 week run).

False! Cartoon movies are not for me.


The person below me is fearful of lawn gnomes.

False.. I fear no known gnome!

The person below me knows who Ray Rayner is.

False, the name is familiar - but I would have to use Google to figure it out

The person below me just got up.