False I love to drive

The person below me gets too many speeding tickets.

True, but haven't had one in decades.

The person below me feels old sometimes...

Yup.. every morning when I get out of bed...

The person below me is over 40

Fuzzy

Yup, I'm forty ten.

The person below me is 40.

True...... Only one month to go before I turn 41

The person below me is still young at heart

Well, true but I wish I was young in body as well.

The person below me has been wet shaving more than 20 years.

False. But getting closer to that mark.

The person below me wants to go back to bed.

True... and I would like to sleep as well.


The person below me is eating a quick lunch and back to work.

True. On my way out the door right after this post.

The person below me just got home from work for the day.

Ha!! Sure did, and just in time too!!

The person below me possesses powers of preposterous persuasion.

True I am a master enabler.


The person below me is getting ready to nap before work tonight

False. I napped all day.


The person below me is getting hungry for dinner.

False, I just finished dinner

The person below me has a dog pushing them trying to get attention.

Well that's true...at least in the last few minutes. Now I think she's sacked out on the bed.

The person below me hates cats too.

False, we have one......


The person below me would rather have a dog than a cat.

True!

The person below is gonna cruise the eBay auctions for a while.

False!

The person below me is getting ready to go on a trip!

False

The person below me can be described as trippy.

False The wife says I'm to grounded so maybe I should be a little "trippy"

The person below me knows Morse Code.