False...just had a banana though.

The person below me eats enough fruits and vegetables every day.

True. Enough for me anyway . Really, I am good about getting my veg.

The person below me has seen the literal video version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart".

True, plus chocolate. Gotta have chocolate

The person below me lives west of the Rockies

True. You gotta go halfway around the globe tough.

The person below me is a Simpsons fan.

False, I know some posts get double replies.

The person below me googled or searched YouTube for the literal video version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" after reading about it in this thread.

False. Didn't have time to

The person below me is slightly confused all the time.

True: Life itself is confusing. I try to stay focus
The person below has had surgery recently.

True! How'd you guess?

The person below me feels not motivated for working the rest of the day

True!

oh so very true!

The person below me has noticed they are not getting good shaves because it's so hot they do not spend enough time softening the whiskers!

False. But here near the Arctic Circle things don't get that hot.

The person below me irons his/hers own shirts.

Yer darn tootin' I do... Actually, I am soooo particular about the results, that it is just better this way- trust me

The person below me wears no clothing, that would require ironing.

Upon re-reading my post, I thought it may be misinterpreted... I like your take though, Milady!

True!

The person below wonders why a shave brush's handle can't get wet.

False

The person below is a member of a CSA (community supported agriculture) farm.

False!

The person below me drinks close to gallon of water a day! (I do!)

False! Merely 3,77 litres.

The person below me is entirely faultless when it comes to using cartridges.

False, I once tried to insert an NES cartridge upside-down.

The person below me owned an origonal NES.