You might be a Shave-neck....

...if you're idea of a great vacation spot has a plethora of antique stores that might have shaving goodies

 

...If you see a product while out shopping 50 miles from home, drive all the way back to check its not crap using the forum, then take 50 miles back out to buy it in bulk.

 

...If you know the country of origin of your razor blade.

 

...if it takes as long to decide the days shave set-up as it does to actually shave

 

...if someone asks you how old you are, and you respond "W4"

 

This is where having internet on your cell phone becomes very handy!

If you use your cell phone to check on shaving products when out with the family...

 

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(why do you think I recently added internet to my phone? )

 

...if when mowing your yard, you contemplate WTG, XTG, and ATG passes with the lawnmower (and J-hooking with the weedeater)

 

...if when clothes shopping with your wife you look at various materials thinking that would make some nice micarta scales.

 

... you laugh at the people buying shaving products from Wal Mart.

 

while shopping with wife/daughter in a fabric store, you pass time by evaluating fabrics for use as a strop...

 

If you ever scrape ice off your windows while applying WTG, XTG, and ATG passes...

 

happy097:happy097
classic!

 

...if you own a razor kozie.

 

...if you can say with a straight face "I'm going to polish my Fatboy"

 

You mean you wouldn't say it with a straight (or is that str8) face? :happy097

 

hmmmm...I think you know what I meant, so try this:


...if you can say to your friend "Hey, I like your Red Tip" and he understands you're talking about a razor

 

if you talk about rubbing your chubby on a towel, without meaning anything inappropriate...

 

bwahahahaha! :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

Of course I knew what you meant. That's why it put a smile on my face. I have to admit, though, I think I like the "Red Tip" even better.