For some reason...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by MN_Nick, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. MN_Nick

    MN_Nick Member

  2. F.G.R.X

    F.G.R.X New Member

    hahaha lmfao

    I saw my wife putting French's mustard on a bologna sandwich for our 5-year-old son, and I just lost control," Gibson said. "I said things—awful things that I'm not proud of WHAT!:happy102
     
  3. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    lol, is the onion listening in on our board?

    too funny
     
  4. 1OldGI

    1OldGI New Member

    OK fellas quick confession: I saw my son shaving with an electric razor and I just lost it. I was out of control. I was a monster! So what's with this mustard freak? Don't he get it, its all about moderation (and of course razors, brushes, blades, aftershaves, soaps, colognes, etc.). I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my entire life.

    Oh yeah, I didn't go off on my son but I'm not proud to say that he does indeed shave with an electric razor. I guess you can't get to old and wise until you pass young and stupid.
     
  5. ek.310

    ek.310 New Member

    good point sir!
    +1 GI
     
  6. Rene

    Rene Well-Known Member

    :happy102 :happy097
     
  7. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    :happy102:rofl:happy097:rofl:happy102

    I LOVE the Onion! Funny stuffs, there.

    (remember folks, it's a parody/satirical site - it's not real)
     
  8. F.G.R.X

    F.G.R.X New Member


    Noooooooooo, my life perspective has been severley altered, I know there was something fishy about forming my arguements on the basis of the information gathered from that site. Now I know why people wouldn't take me seriously, had best go back to watching Fox and using that as my reference point for information - solid, unbiased pure truthful journalism.;) :happy102 < Sorry, I must admit I had a bit of a 'Liar-Liar' moment there, my fingers really found it hard to type that sentence.lol - :happy102

    'This pen is BlllllRed' LOL:D
     
  9. hoglahoo

    hoglahoo Yesterday's News

    well, it may not be real for him
     
  10. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    sheeeesh, ya'll, how dare someone try and live up to the CT the Queen bestow's upon them.....:rolleyes:
     
  11. hoglahoo

    hoglahoo Yesterday's News

    that's cool, I was just referring to the fake mustard guy. There are real ones out there though who are to be reckoned with, I reckon

    observe:

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    HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM? THIS IS NOT THE MUSTARD I ORDERED!
     

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